Day: March 30, 2015

Disturbing The Condition

She was often fond of disturbing the condition

Upsetting my days, masked with self-centeredness and

Little function of connection

While I liked the disconnection

She seldom seemed content to let it be

And to top it off, she held the ability

To deprive me of my power of resistance

So there I was

Continuously attracted to her unique

Personal charm

And if she had her way

I would have stayed like that

Forever

And a day

© Dicky J Loweman 2015

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The Etiquette Of Navigating A Corkage Fee

Twenty-five dollars

That cock-sucker of a waiter

Wants twenty-five god damned dollars

What for?

For nothing

He did absolutely nothing

I brought the wine

I opened it, even though I knew not to

He said there would be a corkage fee

I agreed

But twenty-five dollars?

The whole bottle cost only thirty

Perhaps we can work this out, I thought

Finally, I had the answer

I put my money, for the meal, in the checkholder

I pretended to go to the bathroom

But slid out the kitchen, instead

Twenty-five dollars?

Suck my cock

You get none of it, garçon

© Dicky J Loweman 2014

* Number 3 from Muses and Other Gauche Thoughts