I read an article today
Said Oregon’s capital was to start posting warning signs in a park
Runners have reported attacks from an angry owl
Find somewhere else to spend the money
Find something else (useful) to post
Find somewhere else to run
And leave the bitchy bird alone
Remember, people
That’s HIS home
Not yours
You’re just a guest…
© Dicky J Loweman 2015
dicky j loweman 
amen!!! sweet little owl.
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I agree!
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i’m thinking more about it. What did the sign say? Because if it said things like: “There is an angry owl above you. Find somewhere else to spend your money. Find somewhere else to run,” maybe it’d be ok? 🙂
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Haha. I wish I could find a picture of the sign, but I only read about it in the paper.
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Perhaps the owl is the real reason the governor resigned.
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Well, that IS what the owl said, but he thought it best not to rub it in.
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maybe owl had a bone to pick.
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Maybe they were shitty runners, huh?
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